Things To Ponder: Why is abbreviation such a long word?
If it is tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
If you throw your pet cat out the window of your car does it become cat litter?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
Why is it when you get from here to there, you're still here and not there?